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Here are some knock-knock jokes to keep your little ones smiling. If you don’t know what knock-knock jokes are…then boo hoo (that’s actually the punchline to my personal favourite one). No, seriously, if you don’t know what knock-knock jokes are, then they’re simply the tried and trusted formula for two people to interact in a fun way, with kicking off by saying ‘Knock knock’ and the other replying ‘Who’s there?’ The joke starter (I’m sure there’s a technical term but I’m too lazy to Google it) then says a word of phrase – it could be a name, date, place, idea, or anything really – and the joke answerer repeats that word and adds ‘who?’ to it. Then the punchline is delivered by the joke starter. Anyway….here’s a list of a few classic knock-knock jokes for dads or mums or just about anyone to share. Enjoy!

1.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

2.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

3.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

4.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

5.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

6.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

7.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

8.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!

9.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

10.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?

11.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO!

12.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

13.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

13.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Two Witta
Two Wita who?
Are you an owl?