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Welcome to the punderful world of dad jokes. These jokes may not be ground-breaking, but they’re guaranteed to bring a smile to your face or at least make you roll your eyes. So, without further ado, let the pun and games begin with our list of dad jokes:

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me.
6. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
8. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
9. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
10. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up.
11. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
12. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
13. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
14. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
15. Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
17. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
18. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
19. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
21. I only know how to make one pancake. But I’m really good at it.
22. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.
23. What do you call fake coffee? A depresso.
24. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
26. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
27. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
28. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
29. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
30. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
31. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
32. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
33. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
34. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
35. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
36. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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